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~Dominic-Kallenn-ll:iconDominic-Kallenn-ll:

Killian Mc Donnell  

  • Status: Member
  • Comedy Writer
  • Male/Ireland
  • Offline for 21w 2d 11h 9m 58s
  • Deviant since Dec 7, 2007, 1:03 PM
  • 2 Deviations
  • 4 Deviant Comments
  • 80 Pageviews
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S.L.A.W.R.L.A.G. 2Strike like a Walrus, Run like a girl. Part 2.   
Batman and Superman stood across from each other, glaring. Superman was the first to speak. And of all Superman’s superior intellect, his brilliant command of the English language, and the grace and etiquette he picked up from four years of ballet, he condensed this into a single statement.   
Superman: I – Am – Superman.   
He sounded like a squeaky voiced fanboy.   
Batman: And – I – am – Batman.   
Scientists are looking into the mental capacity of both these heroes as we speak.   
Superman: We shall d S.L.A.W.R.L.A.G. 2
in Humor on 12/9/07
S.L.A.W.R.L.A.GStrike like a Walrus, run like a girl. Part 1.   
Batman and Robin walk through the city. A man across the street steals a woman’s purse and runs off.   
Batman: STOP THIEF!   
The man continues running down the street.   
Batman: Damn! I thought that would have worked!  Robin: Aren’t you going to chase after him?  Batman: That would involve running… So no.   
[We interrupt this story for an important news flash about Robin. He is gay, and sounds like a stereotypical horny gay man.]   
Suddenly Chuck Norris bursts through a building beside them, holding a McD S.L.A.W.R.L.A.G
in Humor on 12/8/07
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  • Current Age: 37. However, due to a mystery surrounding my birth I look 15.
  • Current Residence: Cavan, Ireland
  • Interests: Building large-scale builings and weaponry out of lego
  • Favourite movie: THe Usual Suspects
  • Favourite band or musician: THE WHO!!!!
  • Favourite artist: THE WHO!!!!
  • Favourite poet or writer: THE WHO!!!!! [This happens sometimes]
  • Favourite photographer: THE WHO!!!!!
  • Shell of choice: Turtle shell
  • Favourite game: I'll tell you when I get Assasins creed
  • Favourite gaming platform: XBOX 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: Patrick!!
  • Personal Quote: In the army they teach you to rip a guys tsticles off.... WHEN WOULD YOU USE THAT?
  • Tools of the Trade: Cookie crumbs and a pen

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~JadeLaunders:iconJadeLaunders: Dec 21, 2007, 1:12:14 PM Mood: Nervous
omg! its killian! on deviantart? ... somethings not right

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Kachow!
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~spiderbrian:iconspiderbrian: Dec 17, 2007, 8:37:15 AMComment hidden by Owner
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~spiderbrian:iconspiderbrian: Dec 17, 2007, 8:36:50 AM
wow this is the account EVER!!!

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IM ALWAYS WATCHING YOU
~frozenverdugo:iconfrozenverdugo: Dec 9, 2007, 2:10:33 AM
This will be a battle like no other!

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I will maintain plausible deniability at all times.
~Dominic-Kallenn-ll:iconDominic-Kallenn-ll: Dec 8, 2007, 10:07:03 AM
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Quick Robin! Toss me the anti-bullet spray!
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