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S.L.A.W.R.L.A.G. 2Strike like a Walrus, Run like a girl. Part 2.S.L.A.W.R.L.A.G. 2
Batman and Superman stood across from each other, glaring. Superman was the first to speak. And of all Superman’s superior intellect, his brilliant command of the English language, and the grace and etiquette he picked up from four years of ballet, he condensed this into a single statement.
Superman: I – Am – Superman.
He sounded like a squeaky voiced fanboy.
Batman: And – I – am – Batman.
Scientists are looking into the mental capacity of both these heroes as we speak.
Superman: We shall d
by ~Dominic-Kallenn-ll
S.L.A.W.R.L.A.GStrike like a Walrus, run like a girl. Part 1.S.L.A.W.R.L.A.G
Batman and Robin walk through the city. A man across the street steals a woman’s purse and runs off.
Batman: STOP THIEF!
The man continues running down the street.
Batman: Damn! I thought that would have worked! Robin: Aren’t you going to chase after him? Batman: That would involve running… So no.
[We interrupt this story for an important news flash about Robin. He is gay, and sounds like a stereotypical horny gay man.]
Suddenly Chuck Norris bursts through a building beside them, holding a McD
by ~Dominic-Kallenn-ll
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- Current Residence: Cavan, Ireland
- Interests: writing comics that I don't put up on DA
- Favourite band or musician: Too many to choose
- Favourite genre of music: The one that combines Violin, Saxophone, Ukulele, bass, and drums. If only this genre existed...
- Favourite photographer: If I had a camera, it would be me
- Favourite style of art: Anime, unfortunately.
- Operating System: I run on a complicated series of strings
- MP3 player of choice: Well I have an ipod
- Shell of choice: Turtle shell
- Skin of choice: the type you pull off.
- Favourite cartoon character: hmmmm... Will decide later
- Personal Quote: "Somebody give me a quote!
- Tools of the Trade: A piece of paper and a broken pen
- Email: kmctweek@hotmail.com
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The Game.
I'm never too busy for a pint, sure laddo
FAQ #187 How do I get more pageviews and watchers?
Mangaka Group Account: :iconmilky-tea-manga:
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